Thursday, February 25, 2010

Hot Girls and Dumb Blonde Jokes

Doc, It Hurts All Over
     A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts."
     The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
     The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
     The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."

Good Secretary
     The blonde secretary was leaving the office when she saw the CEO standing by the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," the CEO said, "this is a very important document. Do you know how this thing works?"
     The secretary turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
     "Great," the CEO said as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I need just one copy."

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